‘Michelle’ Category Archive

Product description for the “Airzooka” Fun gun launches balls of air at your enemies Messes up hair, ruffle their clothes, blow away papers Needs no batteries, electricity, or ammo You know, for when your enemies only mortality is in perfectly straightened hair. … Continue reading

there’s nothing in life more terrifying than wearing a coat you’ve had since middle school and walking past 11 judgmental high school girls at Chipotle. except possibly slugs. ugh. slugs. … Continue reading