‘Total Axxess Archive’ Category Archive

Habitat For Humanity Insanity

I volunteered with my Church, Crosspoint Community Church, to help with a Habitat for Humanity build.  I can't tell you how cool it is.  Even if you have no experience they let you build.  Sure, I would never live in a house I worked on cause I don't know if I used enough nails but it is a wonderfully hard day. … Continue reading

People who look Like Wally

Recently people have been e-mailing me to tell me I remind them of somebody.  I have gotten everything from the kid from A Christmas Story to Corky Pigeon from Silver Spoons.     I am not sure about those two… …but sadly, I do think I look like this guy with the knives…Alton Brown from the Food Network.  If you have someone you think Wally looks like, no matter how hideous they are, send the… … Continue reading

Skillet’s Song Monster Is A Big Hit With Mom-sters

For some reason skillet’s song Monster, is a big hit with minivan mom’s.  Most of them say it’s because by the end of they day of wrangling kids they feel like a monster.  So we created a song that is an homage to the daily struggles of the dedicated minivan mom called…Mom-Ster!Skillet “Momster” parody … Continue reading

Operation H.E.R.O.S

If you listen to Total Axxess you know that I have a heart for our men and women serving in the armed forces. Sgt. Jeff Koopman is one of us. He is a Total Axxess listener and he is away from his beautiful family serving over seas right now. My family and I put together a care package for him and some of his men but then I thought we can do more as a… … Continue reading

Wally Risks Rabies To Save A Raccoon

I wash throwing out some trash in our apartment dumpster when I noticed a raccoon trapped in a hole in the side.  She was exhausted from fighting to free herself and I just couldn't leave her.  We called animal control but they gave us an even vaguer window for showing up than the cable company.  So, I called on all the training I gathered from watching movies like ladder 49, Backdraft, and fire proof, then… … Continue reading