Are These Things Actually Worse Than Creamed Corn?

Hey! We love that you're interested in this, but just a heads up, it's for Southwest Florida.

Let’s be honest. Nobody likes creamed corn. It’s just not good, and yet so often that’s the first thing we donate to food shelters. But if we don’t even like it how can we expect those less fortunate than us to like it? Here is a list of non perishable foods that you SHOULD ABSOLUTELY NOT GIVE to the food drive at the Matt Redman Concert.

Believe it or not these things are actually  worse than creamed corn:

Canned Mock Duck Meat: What even?










Canned Corn Beef: I wouldn’t wish this on my worst enemy!








SPAM: I would rather have the email kind.







Canned Hot Dogs: Why are these a thing?

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Canned Hot Wings: Um…!










These things are pretty gross. How do people even eat this stuff?

So here is a list of items that St. Matthew’s House actually needs.

Tuna, Canned Chicken, Chef Boyardee, Canned Fruit, Canned Tomatoes, Canned Beans, Rice, Peanut Butter and Jelly, Cereal, Oatmeal, Rice, Pasta, Beans, Spaghetti!

So make sure to drop off a non perishable food at the WAY-FM tent on June 16th at the Matt Redman Concert. Not only will you and your family have the perfect night singing along with some of your favorite worship songs, but together, we can make a difference in Southwest Florida!







Chè Bắp” by Zxcvasdfqwer888Own work. Licensed under CC BY-SA 3.0 via Wikimedia Commons.
Wheat gluten (vegetarian mock duck) opened can (2007)” by myself (User:Alex Ex) – Own work. Licensed under CC BY-SA 3.0 via Wikimedia Commons.

Nozaki’s new corned beef(3)” by Pieria(Uploader and Photographer) – Pieria(Uploader and Photographer). Licensed under Public Domain via Wikimedia Commons.

Spam 2” by Cypher789 at the German language Wikipedia. Licensed under CC BY-SA 3.0 via Wikimedia Commons.

Hot wings in a can” by Joshua Heller. Licensed under CC BY-SA 2.0 via Flickr.

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