My neighbors set off fireworks from Memorial Day until Labor Day. And I complain about it to pretty much anyone who will listen. Tonight was no exception. I was thinking about how much I hated the smell of firework smoke in my neighborhood/house on my run tonight, when I saw two boys - both under 8 - sitting on their fence in complete and total awe.  The younger of the two boys saw me coming and…

Possibly the greatest game of all time.Or at least the one I’ve wasted the most time on today.

I am not a cat lady. I am not a cat lady...

Product description for the “Airzooka” Fun gun launches balls of air at your enemies Messes up hair, ruffle their clothes, blow away papers Needs no batteries, electricity, or ammo You know, for when your enemies only mortality is in perfectly straightened hair.

there’s nothing in life more terrifying than wearing a coat you’ve had since middle school and walking past 11 judgmental high school girls at Chipotle. except possibly slugs. ugh. slugs.

Am I allowed to post on Tumblr about Blogger?I have a blog. Where I write stuff. Whatever comes to my head really. This is it.