We took popular Christmas songs and re-worked the words to process some issues we’re working through. (Here’s Bekah’s.)

Santa Vs. Jesus

by Wally

Here comes Santa Clause
You mean Satan Clause
Hey that’s a little rude

You’re trying to take my
Christ out of Christmas
Relax He was born in June

Don’t you see without the Savior
Christmas just isn’t right

Just because I got an Xbox
Doesn’t mean I don’t know Christ

So why can’t Santa Clause
And Baby Jesus Christ
Share this fun-filled day

There’s no way
Jesus is jealous
Of a guy in a sleigh

So why can’t we believe in Santa
But give our hearts to Christ
So let’s give thanks to the Lord above
That we no longer have to fight
When…Santa Clause comes tonight

 You’re A Smug One, Mr. Zach

by Bekah

You’re a smug one, Mr. Zach
Your arrogance just grows
You see yourself as slumming
With us dummies on the show, Mr. Zach
You’re a snarky bald man with a…heart made of stone!

You’re a know-it-all, Mr. Zach
You say your facts are true
That Your brain is full of answers
You’re a Google master, too, Mr. Zach
I wouldn’t challenge you with a 139 ½ IQ!

You’re a sly one, Mr. Zach
To some you may seem sweet
But the evil plans come from you
You make Wally do your deeds, Mr. Zach
The phrase that best describes you is as follows and I quote:
“Just Plain Mean!”

Hear a couple more parodies and the stories behind them all in that day’s podcast.




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