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E-MESS: Prayer

Hey Wally, I was listening to another Christian radio station when they started talking about how our prayers shouldn’t be like a monologue. That our prayers should be like a conversation where we actually pause from what we are saying and listen for God’s voice, like a normal conversation between two humans would go. I’ve never heard it put like that before. It made sense, that we should talk to God like we have an… … Continue reading

Too much body spray?

A Pennsylvania high school student was hospitalized the other day for exposure to Axe Body Spray and now the school is trying to ban it. Intern Richard could never attend that school after this.   … Continue reading

A hairy situation

Wally's trying to decide which incarnation of beard to go with. Hopefully the Beards of Ministry will help.       Check out the time Wally let David Crowder shave him. … Continue reading

Unauthorized home project

My wife is out of town so I started with 1,000 pounds of rock and an unauthorized home project. I hope she likes it.   I finished the wall and it only took two days. It was nice of my neighbors to keep checking on me to ensure that the manual labor didn't kill me. I hope my wife likes it. … Continue reading

E-MESS: Atheist

First off, I just wanted to say thank you. All my life no matter where I have gone, I have been criticized and ridiculed for my beliefs, or rather, lack there of. I used to be a Christian, but because of how they treated others, I wanted nothing to do with them anymore. I have been an atheist for several years now and thoroughly enjoy not having to deal with any religious pressure. But anyway,… … Continue reading

Photo Op

Photo Op is where Wally confiscates all of our phones and we're held accountable for the last photo we took.     Top left: Zach displays the arm apparatuses he's had for treating his broken arm. Top right: Katie always thought Wally was a baby, and now she has the proof. Bottom left: Wally doesn't mind bearing his cross daily…if it's chocolate. Bottom right: Betty's life summed up on a candy box. … Continue reading