‘Total Axxess Archive’ Category Archive
Elephant Car Wash
An Oregon wildlife park called Wildlife Safari has an attraction where elephants “wash” your car for $20. PETA’s protesting the attraction because they say it’s disrespectful to elephants. I’m no Steve Irwin, but I don”t think the Elephants look too humiliated. In fact they are probably laughing with each other saying “these dumb tourists think this is water, they have no idea I have a cold.” … Continue reading
3 Day Breast Cancer 60 Mile Walk Day 3: Mission Accomplished
The last day of the 3 day is bitter sweet you are happy because your pain will soon be over but you know that for many the fight continues. There is a weird mix of joy and sorrow as people share their stories with you. That is a big part of the event. As you walk people ask why you are walking and the stories are both heart warming and breaking at the same time. … … Continue reading
Breast Cancer 3 Day 60 Mile Walk Day 2
Feet Don't fail me now. Day 2 started off cold but dry with over 2,200 people putting one foot in front of the other. Sadly the rest of me is as white as my foot Ironically the blisters weren't my worst injury of the day. That came when my lovely wife slammed my finger in the door of the porta potty One of the coolest yet saddest parts of the walk is the memorial tent. People who… … Continue reading
Breast Cancer 3 Day 60 Mile Walk Day 1
My wife, Mardi, and I do the Breast Cancer 3 Day every year in memory of her mother who I affectionately called “Crazy Myra.” To say she was an amazing woman would be an understatement. You couldn't talk to her for more than half an hour without her telling you how good God was even in the midst of her brutal battle with this horrible disease. My wife walks to help keep her memory alive… … Continue reading
Ryan The Temp Faces the “Ry-Detector”
Inspired by NASCAR Driver Tony Stewart’s recent lie detector test we decided to hook Ryan the Temp up to the “Ry-Detector.” The results were shocking…literally. … Continue reading
Creepy Dream Man
In 2006, an unidentified woman in New York told her psychiatrist that a man had been reappearing in her dreams and giving her advice on her private life. But the woman had no idea who he was because she'd never actually met him in real life. So the doctor had the woman draw a sketch of the guy, which she did.a few months later, the sketch was sitting on the doctor's desk when another… … Continue reading
Wally’s Worst Nightmare
The people at the local station here in Nashville know I don't like to be touched so they came up with the bright idea to have people come to the casting crowns show and take awkward photos with me…WE HAVE A WINNER! Here are some more of my faves.you almost can't see Intern Fluffyin this one Danielle and Katie actually hated this more than me. My daughter Haille (R) and her friend Abby (L)… … Continue reading
The Greatest Band, and Band Photo Of All Time
This is a picture of Wally's band Heaven's Fire, and yes the girl in the middle is Wally. See if you can spot all the Rock-n-Roll Cliches in this photo. … Continue reading
Steven Curtis Chapman Did Wally A Huge Favor
We were talking about the lack of love songs written by Christian artists then someone reminded me of “I Will Be Here” by Steven Curtis Chapman. I should have remembered that cause it was sung at my wedding by a guy with a mullet. 17 years later Steven did me a favor and sang it to my wife the way it should be sung for our anniversary. … Continue reading